Sunday, November 21, 2010

I am a sloth.

          I actually didn't know it was possible for one human being to be so utterly worthless as I was yesterday. I literally read for about eight straight hours and then went to work. I was a little bit disgusted with myself, but it did mean I finished The Lost Symbol in two days flat.

          My first day of work as a shot girl was so disappointing. I showed up, stood around for an hour waiting for people to arrive, then was cut because there were going to be no people to sell shots to. I didn't even take a tray out because there was nobody to sell to. Plus side: I met a charming marine with fantastic muscles. All's well that ends well.

          Yesterday's food:
Breakfast: smart start cereal
Lunch: Pizza, an orange
Dinner: beans and rice, a smoothie, an egg with an english muffin
This food list screams "Kayla's rapidly running out of food". That was my last egg, the last of the pizza, the last english muffin, the last soymilk, and the last of the yogurt. I actually don't know how I will feed myself for the next two days.

          Today's food:
Breakfast: applesauce. I told you the situation was desperate. I am hungover, starving, and am desperately craving breakfast food. Guess I'll suck it up and eat the beans and rice and realize that in most of the world my food stock is enormous and will last me for weeks. I am a spoiled American. Dammit.
Breakfast #2: beans and rice
Lunch: the rest of the beef stew, a bowl of cereal
Dinner: Watkins thanksgiving! Turkey, mashed potatoes, yams, green bean casserole, a roll, pie, ice cream. I suppose that makes up for the rest of the day.
Dinner #2 (embarrassing): Another roll, a stuffed half of a butternut squash. Weird, but actually delicious, especially at 9:30 at night.

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